Lining our pockets to send YOU reinforcements!
We call ourselves 'Of Dice and Men' because our plans have been best laid. And then they gang agley. Aft. Seriously. But we soldier on, just like a good gamer should. But we had to change the word 'mice'. Mainly because we are nothing to do with mice. Dice seemed more appropriate, somehow.
We have found in the many hard-fought, sometimes even bitter, campaigns on the tabletop that we wished for reinforcements; just a few more men to thrust forward and secure victory or, more likely, save our sorry rears from the abject humiliation of complete and total defeat. Reinforcements cost money. Hard cash. Lewt. Gold. Jools. So it would be nice if they cost a little bit less, right?
That is where we come in. We aim to send to you the reinforcements you need to wipe the floor with you rivals. We're on your side you see? And because we love you so much, really*, we mean it**, honest, we want to do it at a price that'll make you all nice and glowing inside. Not in a radioactive, just eaten Ready Brek and on the way to school kind of way (those of you as old as us will know what we are on about***), but in a snuggly, sitting next to an open log fire with a steaming mug of soup in your hands kind of way.
Come hither and have a butcher's hook at our wares and think about how gruesomely effective they would be in your next battle and go for it.
Whether you are a young and enthusiastic gamer, a geeky gamer or an old-time gamer like we are, we will be there, behind you, cheering you on to victory****.
* Well, almost love. Kind of affection, really. I mean, you're an ok person, in your own kind of way.
** Lolly from accounts possibly really does love you.
*** For you young people out there who have not the faintest idea of what we are on about; Ready Brek advert, nice.
**** And, yes, ok we are not right behind you as such, just as Blackadder observed in one great episode of his fourth series, we'll be many, many miles distant, but waving your flag like loonies. Obviously it is possible that we also sell reinforcements to your opponent in which case our support for you does not waver. But business is business...
Crowbar, the marketing guy, reckons that our team is an asset. "Crowbar", said he, and we knew what he meant. Crowbar has this "attitude" that tends to encourage a steep learning curve when it comes to understanding him. Also, we try not to argue with him.
So, Crowbar's idea is to provide an easy-to-follow link to our Team page. Right you are, then, Mr. Crowbar, Sir!